LIRR Delays & Bagels – All-Over Print Tote Bag

The official survival kit for every Long Island commuter who runs on caffeine, carbs, and pure spite.

Because nothing says “I’m from here” like a bag that perfectly sums up your morning: 45-minute delay at Jamaica, still made it to work with a hot bacon-egg-and-cheese in hand.

• Roomy 15″ × 15″ size – fits your laptop, paddle, lunch, and three extra bagels “for later”
• Holds up to 44 lbs (yes, really)
• Tough 100% polyester with all-over “LIRR Delays & Bagels” print that gets laughs from Hicksville to Penn
• Natural cotton bull denim handles (26″ long) – comfy on the shoulder even when you’re sprinting for the 5:42
• OEŒKO-TEX certified fabric, printed + hand-sewn fresh when you order

Perfect for the train, the courts, the beach, or just letting the world know you’ve mastered the art of Long Island life.

Grab yours and own the commute. 🥯🚆