Dinking Problem – 32 oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle

Officially licensed hydration for Long Island’s most dedicated kitchen dwellers.

Because when you spend half your life within seven feet of the net, you need a bottle that keeps up — and owns the joke.

• Huge 32 oz (950 ml) — lasts an entire 3-hour open-play session without a refill
• Double-walled vacuum-insulated stainless steel — ice stays frozen for 24+ hours, no sweaty rings on the bench
• Leak-proof lid with foldable wide-mouth straw — sip without stopping your shuffle
• Rotating handle + anti-slip bottom patch — clips to your bag or stays put on the sideline
• Bold wrap-around “Dinking Problem” print that gets laughs from every court on the island
• Glossy finish, hand-wash only (worth it for how good it looks)

Admit it. Own it. Stay hydrated while you stay in the kitchen.