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Dinking Problem – 32 oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle
$28.00
Officially licensed hydration for Long Island’s most dedicated kitchen dwellers.
Because when you spend half your life within seven feet of the net, you need a bottle that keeps up — and owns the joke.
- Huge 32 oz (950 ml) — lasts an entire 3-hour open-play session without a refill
- Double-walled vacuum-insulated stainless steel — ice stays frozen for 24+ hours, no sweaty rings on the bench
- Leak-proof lid with foldable wide-mouth straw — sip without stopping your shuffle
- Rotating handle + anti-slip bottom patch — clips to your bag or stays put on the sideline
- Bold wrap-around “Dinking Problem” print that gets laughs from every court on the island
- Glossy finish, hand-wash only (worth it for how good it looks)
Admit it. Own it. Stay hydrated while you stay in the kitchen.