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The only apron that works in both kitchens — the one with the stove and the one with the net.
Rule the grill, the bagels, or the non-volley zone without ever worrying about sauce splatter or stray pickleball sweat.
Big bold “KITCHEN BOSS” in fiery red across the chest
“Bangers Stay Back” in stealth black underneath — warning served
Heavyweight 100% organic cotton (7.08 oz) that feels premium and stops spills cold
Adjustable neck strap + long waist ties — one size owns every body
Huge front pocket with two compartments (perfect for tongs, phone, or an extra ball)
Throw it on for Sunday sauce, post-game BBQ, or when you’re coaching rookies from the sideline. Either way, the message is clear: step up at your own risk.
Kitchen Boss – Organic Cotton Apron
$37.50
Rule the grill, the bagels, or the non-volley zone without ever worrying about sauce splatter or stray pickleball sweat.
Big bold “KITCHEN BOSS” in fiery red across the chest
“Bangers Stay Back” in stealth black underneath — warning served
Heavyweight 100% organic cotton (7.08 oz) that feels premium and stops spills cold
Adjustable neck strap + long waist ties — one size owns every body
Huge front pocket with two compartments (perfect for tongs, phone, or an extra ball)
Throw it on for Sunday sauce, post-game BBQ, or when you’re coaching rookies from the sideline. Either way, the message is clear: step up at your own risk.
Size guide
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | |
| One size | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |